The Aquabats - Idiot Box! Lyrics
Now now nowI'm just a boyI watch too much TVNobody knows, nobody knowsCasper the Ghost is so friendlyNobody knows, nobody knowsSitting in my living roomWith nothing else to doI think I'm going blindJust like Mr. MagooI know every single endingOf every Scooby DooNow[Chorus]Turn off the idiot boxIt's a disease just like the Chicken PoxTurn off the idiot boxNowFind yourself a partnerTurn on the televisionAnd let it control your mindFriends, Romans, countrymen,I've got something to sayNobody knows, nobody knowsGet up off the couchGet up go out and playNobody knows, Nobody knows[Chorus]Children I want to warn 'ya'Cuz I've been to CaliforniaWhere Mickey Mouse is a demonTurn it off If you are ableNobody knows, nobody knowsTake a pair of scissorsAnd cut off that cableNobody knows, Nobody knows[Chorus]