Patent Pending - Classic You Lyrics
I never thought that I would ever be that guyBut now you got me falling back like Daylight Savings TimeAnd now the nights are so longLike when you left me there stranded at the Green Day showYou took off with a guy who looked like Billie JoeAnd that night was so longAnd now I walk this road aloneAnd when I brought you shit you just re-gifted itWhat's your mum gonna do with a DVD of Rush Hour 2 (no *****ing way)ChorusOhhhhh, I never have a clueI never know what you're gonna put me throughDestroy my world and leave me black and blueBreak my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that's classic youYou tied me to the bed post and took all my cashGot an appointment with the web-MD about this rashI don't understandYou made the big mistake of leaving out your phoneI saw that you were texting Corey when I wasn't homeBut I understand because he's such a handsome man (he's so hot right now)I lean in for a kissYou say you're over thisAnd I'm still really pissed that you let your mum take Rush Hour 2ChorusOhhhhh, I never have a clueI never know what you're gonna put me throughDestroy my world and leave me black and blueBreak my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that's classic youYou found a way to sabotage return of the JediMade a mockery of Texas taco festI know everyone is capable of ruining something but girl you mess up everything the bestIt feels like deja vu but I know, that's classic youChorusOhhhhh, I never have a clueI never know what you're gonna put me throughDestroy my world and leave me black and blueBreak my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that's classic you
