Jerry Reed - U. S. Male Lyrics
Now, I'm a U.S. Male 'cause I was bornIn a south Georgia town on a Sunday mornNow Georgia just happens to occupy a placeIn the southeastern portion of this here United StatesNow that's a matter of fact, buddyAnd you know it wellSo I just call myself the U.S. MaleThat's M-A-L-E, son.Now I said all that to say all thisI've been watchin' the wayYou've been watchin' my missFor the last three weeks you been hot on her trailAnd you kinda upset this U.S. MaleYou touch her once with your greasy handsI'm gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber bandShe's wearin' a ring that I bought her on saleAnd that makes her the property of this U.S. Male.Through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snowThe U.S. Male is on his toesQuit watchin' my woman, for that ain't wiseYou ain't pullin' no wool over this boy's eyesI catch you 'round my woman, champI'm gonna leave your head 'bout the shape of a stampKinda flattened out, so you'll do wellTo quit playin' games with this U.S. MaleYou better not mess with the U.S. Male my friendThe U.S. Male gets mad, he's gonna do you inYou know what's good for yourself sonYou better find somebody else sonDon't tamper with the property of the U.S. MaleTell 'em guitarI'm tellin' you son, keep your greasy meat hooks off my woman.I'm just liable to drop the male on you.
