Hot Breakfast - An Idiot For Christmas Lyrics
All the leaves are nice and greenThe air conditioner’s coolAnd hear the sounds of happy childrenPlaying in the poolIt’s 92 degrees outsideBut don’t you get me wrongCause even though it’s summertimeThis is still a Christmas songCause I’m not gonna be an idiot this ChristmasThis year I’ll start buying gifts real soonYou think I’m over-dramatic, but I’m avoiding panicI won’t be shopping in the snow, I’m kicking it off in JuneI’m making up a list down at the boardwalkAnd stopping at the outlets on the wayI’m not gonna be an idiot this Christmas timeI’ll have my shopping done by Labor DaySo okay I bought no one gifts this summerShopping in the heat is hard to doBesides who can think of Santa, when you’re still chugging MylantaCause you ate too many chili dogs at Uncle Henry’s barbequeI still have lots of time to look for salesI’ll buy the finest gifts you've ever seenI’m not gonna be an idiot this Christmas timeI’ll have my shopping done by HalloweenWell now December’s almost goneThe time just disappearedAnd it’s too late for AmazonTo get a package hereSo I’m scraping off the windshieldWrap a scarf around my earsCause it turns out I’m an idiot this ChristmasI never did that shopping after allIt turns out I’m an idiot this Christmas timeI’m spending Christmas Eve at Christiana Mall
