Guys And Dolls - Guys And Dolls Lyrics
What's playing at the Roxy? I'll tell you what's playing at the RoxyA picture about a Minnesota man falls in love with a Mississippi girlThat he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to BiloxiThat's what's playing at the RoxyWhat's in the daily news? I'll tell you what's in the daily newsStory about a man bought his wife, a small rubyWith what otherwise would have been his union duesThat's what's in the daily newsWhat's happening all over? I'll tell you what's happening all overGuy sitting home by a television setThat used to be something of a roverThat's what's happening all overLove is the thing that has nipped themAnd it looks like Nathan's just another victimNicely spokenYes, sirWhen you see a guy reach for stars in the skyYou can bet that he's doing it for some dollWhen you spot a John waiting out in the rainChances are he's insane as only a John can be for a JaneWhen you meet a gent paying all kinds of rentFor a flat that could flatten the Taj MahalCall it sad, call it funny but it's better than even moneyThat the guy's only doing it for some dollWhen you see a Joe saving half of his doughYou can bet there'll be mink in it for some dollWhen a bum buys wine like a bum can't affordIt's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broadWhen you meet a mug lately out of the jugAnd he's still lifting platinum [Unverified]Call it hell, call it heaven but it's probable twelve to sevenThat the guy's only doing it for some dollWhen you see a sport and his cash has run shortMake a bet that he's banking it with some dollWhen a guy wears tails with the front gleaming whiteWho the hell do you think he's tickling pink on Saturday night?When a lazy slob takes a goody steady jobAnd he smells from Vitalis and BarbasolCall it dumb, call it clever, ah, but you can get odds foreverThat the guy's only doing it for some dollSome doll, some doll, the guy's only doing it for some doll