Beauty And The Beast - Me Lyrics
GASTONYou've been dreaming, just one dreamNearly all your lifeHoping, scheming, just one theme:Will you be a wife?Will you be some he-man's property?Good news!That he-man's me!This equation, girl plus manDoesn't help just youOn occasion, women canHave their uses tooMainly to extend the fam'ly treePumpkin, extend with me!GASTONWe'll be raising sons galoreBELLEInconceivable!GASTONEach built six foot four!BELLEUnbelievable!GASTONEach stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!BELLEI'm not hearing this!GASTONYou'll be keeping house with pride!BELLEJust incredible!GASTONOh so gratifiedBELLESo unweddable!GASTONThat you are a part of this idyllic scene.(spoken)Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the littleones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven!BELLEDogs?GASTONNo, Belle!Strapping boys...like me!BELLEImagine that!GASTONI can see that we will shareAll that love impliesWe shall be a perfect pairRather like my thighsYou are face to face with destiny!All roads lead to...The best things in life are...All's well that ends with me!Escape me?There's no wayCertain as "Do, Re,"Belle, when you marry....(spoken)So Belle, what would it be?Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?BELLEI...I just don't deserve you!GASTONWho does? ME!
