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Song title: Rod Stewart - Who's Gonna Take Me Home (The Rise And Fall Of A Budding Gigilo)

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WHO'S GONNA TAKE ME HOME
 (The Rise And Fall Of A Budding Gigolo)
 (R. Stewart, K. Savigar, J. Davis)

Well I arrived on time
 My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine
 There were women wall to wall
 It's Saturday night and I wanted them all
 everyone

Sidled up for a dance
 I tried a new step and fell in the plants
 I told a joke, about the Pope
 It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped

Nobody told me she was the daughter
 of the mayor
 I was so embarrassed, I just wished the
 ground would swallow me up
 Accidentally my elbow hit the record player
 The rock 'n' roll stopped
 and everybody just stared
 (oh no)

Who's gonna take me home
 I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
 Who's gonna take me home
 This party's gone right to my head

I didn't worry, not me
 Panic ain't in my vocabulary
 Smashed beyond reproach
 Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes

All hell broke loose
 I started to take off my trousers and shoes
 And so I tried to look cool
 I stepped back and fell in the pool

The hostess helped me out
 and asked for my dismissal
 I said I was sorry, but I've been
 under so much pressure
 just lately, baby
 I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile
 The last thing I remember, I left with a girl
 on a motor bike
 That weighed three hundred pounds and
 what's wrong with that

Who's gonna take me home
 I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
 Who's gonna take me home
 This party's gone right to my head
 to my head

I woke up on the floor
 Still in my suit and she told me I snored
 I never felt so cheap
 I had a good laugh at the size of her feet

Holy Moses, I don't like this single living
 I think I'll find me a nice local girl and
 settle on down, now
 With a home and a garden
 and a nature quite forgiving
 Then again maybe I'll just hang around

Who's gonna take me home
 I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, right now
 Who's gonna take me home
 This party's gone right to my head
 to my head
 Now who's gonna take me home
 Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cos I don't live
 too far from you, boy
 Mary c'mon I've known you so long please give
 me a lift home, oh c'mon
 Jim oh c'mon boys would you just
 give me a lift home
 I don't live too far from here and I'm so tired