Rickie Lee Jones - Altar Boy Lyrics
A monk with a hard on in a lavender robeThat scratches his thighs for the height that he strodeAs he follows a path filled with harried desireAnd mimics his footsteps and sets his prayers on fireGlad to have chosen that which left no choiceTo sing without loving in a solitary voiceTo observe with passion each careful denialThe protrusions which give my life meaning for a whileSometimes I see you in embarrasing waysYoure brushing your teeth with licorice seedsStanding too close, holding your clothesSmiling at god, the meaning of life growsNo, no Ill never tell and Ill never knowWhat candles you light after the showAnd Ill never tell and Ill never askThe meaning of life after mass