Nerf Herder - Mr. Spock Lyrics
You want a guy who can bring the baconAnd you want a guy with Savoir FaireSomebody who can take control of itSomeone with cool, black, shiny hairYeah!You don't want a boyfriendWhat you want is Mr. SpockTo come to your wastelandAnd destroy the ro-o-o-botSomething more than humanSomeone with blood that's cold and greenYou want something better than meCaptain Kirk went to the planetAnd there he fought the man lizard.He saved the ship, invented the gun powderBut that's just not good enough for you, is it?!No!You don't want a boyfriendWhat you want is Mr. SpockTo come to your wastelandAnd destroy the ro-o-o-botSomething more than humanSomeone with blood that's cold and greenYou want something better than me, me!You sit all night at your computerDrinking Diet Dr. PepperLooking for an answer to it all!Say the words!Say the words!Say, say, say the words!You don't want a boyfriendWhat you want is Mr. SpockTo come to your wastelandAnd destroy the ro-o-o-botSomething more than humanSomeone with blood that's cold and greenYou want something better than me, me, than me!
