Nerf Herder - Hotel California Lyrics
She works all day at the Burger KingGetting greasy for the dollarsPromoted to fries but theres tears in her eyesIts not the grease or the pickles that upset herCalifornia, Hotel CaliforniaCalifornia, Hotel CaliforniaCalifornia, Hotel CaliforniaYou can't stab the beastA look of disgust on her pimple marked faceNo amount of mayonnaise can coverShe frowns at the kill, char boiling on the grillSinging "death for no reason, death for no reason"It's murder...California, Hotel CaliforniaCalifornia, Hotel CaliforniaCalifornia, Hotel CaliforniaShe can't stand the heatShe stabs it with her stealy knife but she just can't kill the beastCalifornia, Hotel CaliforniaCalifornia, Hotel California