Nerf Herder - Golfshirt Lyrics
I'm not the one you dream about andI'm not the one you can't live withoutI'm not the one you want to seeI'm not the one who you want to be seen withBut when you're tired of all the jerks,and you're tired of all the workand you're tired of being hurtYou will long for the comfort of my golfshirtI'm not the one who was an old time punk rockerI was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair backwhen all that stuff went downI'm not the one who was in a high school hardcore bandI sat in my room, scoring with Ms. Pac-ManBut when you're tired of all the jerks,and you're tired of all the workand you're tired of being hurtYou will long for the comfort of my golfshirtYeah!No tats, no piercingsNo hats, no grung beard baby, yeahNo tats, no piercingsNo hats, no grung beard baby, yeahYeah, oh yeah