Kottonmouth Kings - Pimp Twist Lyrics
Thats life, thats the way it goesLayin down laws and taxin hosSometimes I cant take no moreAlways leaving shows through the back doorWhat you got d-toke?Now what you got st?Teach me how to get my mack to a tFirst of all, I put that pimp twist on herThen I let her know that Im a p-town ballerNext thing you know, you see I get no rejectionHigh in charisma, smooth-ass complexionIm daddy x and I come with correctionYou know theres infection, so wear some protectionAint nobody slicker than b-dub on the mixerDont bring your girlfriend round because hes down to get with herFool what you barkin, it must be the liquorIm back on your ***** so stick around like a stickerNaw, but Im quicker cuz Im the d-l-o-cAll the freaks know me, they call me loc daddyI rock shit on the daily, your girlfriend she paged meI bust you in the grill, then go chill with your ladyIts the pimp twist, its the pimp twistYeah, yeah, pimpin aint easy!Thats life, thats the way it goesLayin down laws and taxin hosSometimes I cant take no moreAlways leaving shows through the back doorYo Im saint dub, and known to drink some brandyI gots the foul whistle cuz it comes in handyI once knew this ***** by the name of candyBut he kicked her out because the punani was sandySaint dog kicked her out, daddy x took her inMassengil, summers eve, then I sexed her skinNo girlfriend because theyre too damn hecticI only like the ones that are down to get *****Well loc knew candy, I knew that *****I took her out once, made her think Im richRomance, slow dance, made her feel greatAnd at the end of the night I worked that ass like a slaveLoc did you call her? I didnt bend a wristFool, I thought you knew its the *****ing pimp twistIts the pimp twist, its the pimp twistKottonmouth is the crew that the ladies missYes, they down with this, and so they reminisceAbout the day they were caught up in the pimp twistThats life, thats the way it goesLayin down laws and taxin hosSometimes I cant take no moreAlways leaving shows through the back doorNow p-town ballers is the name I claimBeen through many cities and its all the sameI see a freak, I look in her direction5 minutes later shell be licking my erectionNow Im not a ***** blocker like you might supposeJust a game I run on these mother *****ing hosLike I once knew this girl named vanessa, I undressed herLast december, or november. was it september?Im a stoner reeking havoc, I dont remember, shit!Hold your seatLet me take you to another plateauExhilaration of your mind comes with my flowReally though, Ill let you know Im that boy stExposing your mind to the rhymes of a p-town ballerIll make your girl holler my name in pain as I proceed to call herMy versatile machine on my new found ladyHit it once and shell be down to pay meNo babies cuz I elect to protectFrom that hiv shit if my dick gets erect, so checkAfter Im through, its out the door, I thought you knewIm a p-town baller, fool I gotta tell the crewIts the pimp twist, its the pimp twistKottonmouth make a sweet girl turn a trickAnd yes, shes down with this, and so shell reminisceAbout the days she was caught up in the pimp twistPerpetrator? naw, educatorPlaya hata? more like a generatorHesitater? naw, demonstratorMasturbator? naw, masticator on you old ladys twatThe shit was hot, the ***** got got, I hit the g-spotMy other buddy ate it, his tongue got rotBut he knew what he was in for when the booze got boughtNow thats not a lot but thats food for thoughtYou gotta bur up if shes hot to trotLike it or not you need to smoke more potAnd think about your problems, connect the dotsThats life, thats the way it goesLayin down laws and taxin hosSometimes I cant take no moreAlways leaving shows through the back doorWith the dirty ho, through the back doorTook the little skeezy to the mo-moAnd now its oh no about the infoGotta keep the shit on the down lowOn the down low, about the infoGotta keep the shit on the down low
