Kool A.D. - La Pinata Lyrics
[Intro: Mister Rogers]And you know, you can do many things that grown-ups can't do anymore. For one thing, you can pretend you're all grown up and then when you've finished pretending, you can be just the way you are[Verse: Kool A.D.]Kool A.D., habitual script flipperThe lip zipper, the big fisherThe fish getter, the wish giver, the inserterThe do you really want to be[Mister Rogers]Just the way you are[Kool A.D.]Kool A.D. the dumb shinyCome find me, young Hi-C commercialI circle like sharks while y'all panic, I work magicYou probably wouldn't understand itThe kid go, think fast, live slowHella Urkels, win slowBut I still win, though, Every wall a windowEvery window a wall, though, I'm WaldoCome find me, dumb shinyAin't nobody really[Mister Rogers]Just the way you are[Kool A.D.]Really, though, Kool A.D., pay me, Big BabyAmaze 88 on the beat3 Feet High and RisingCheat sheet, see why I'm smilingStyling, a wild king, a lion[Mister Rogers]Just the way you are[Kool A.D.]A tiger, et cetera, F. Gary Gray, Set It OffY'all hecka soft, all human flesh is softI drop megaton bombs more faster thank you blink thoughWhat the ***** is up chico man I'm Rico Suave, ya tu sabeJewish Eddie Murphy in your barbershop, Jewish Mel GibsonBlack Tintin, black Bart Simpson, half-black Bill ClintonHalf this half that, 50 cups of coffee and you know itsJust the way you are[Mister Rogers]Just the way you are[Kool A.D.]ExactlyI'm Drake versus Common; who caresWhen the elevator breaks, a dude staresI'm new here, 2012 a new year, what you want to do hereLamp on the couch, smoke weed, drink two beerYeah, me too, y'all know how we doYoung black hebrew scripturesVictor, the channel flipper, the camera pictureYo, y'all banana sniffers, maybe HitlersAiming guns at all my baby pictures