Joe Jackson - Monday Papers Lyrics
I dont want to go out any moreI read the news, I cant believe my eyesI push the table against the doorYou know Ive had it with the world outsideIf you want to know about the murderers and junkiesIf you want to know about the lower east sideNow they got a map shows you where to get your monkeyYou can read it in the monday papers, monday papersSome people like a little goreSome people always at the scenes of crimesNow they can watch the tv moreNow they can get it in the sunday timesIf you find it hard to handle what you see on page oneYou can pull the funnies out and have some laughsTake a drink and maybe you can laugh at ronald reaganYou can read it in the monday papers, read it in the monday papersMonday papers dont ask no questionsMonday papers dont get no liesMonday papers dont raise objectionMonday papers dont got no eyesBrothers heading that way now I guessHe just read something made his face turn blueWell I got nothing against the pressThey wouldnt print it if it wasnt trueIf you want to know about the gay politicianIf you want to know how to be a starLadies - if you want to know about the new sex positionYou can read it in the monday papers, read it in the monday papersMonday papers dont ask no questionsMonday papers dont get no liesMonday papers dont raise objectionMonday papers dont got no eyesMonday papers dont ask no questionsMonday papers dont get no liesMonday papers dont raise objectionMonday papers dont got no eyesRead all about it, monday papers
