Ember Swift - Boinked (The Bride) Lyrics
White dress and a sticky mess all over your conscienceHappy is your day today, but forever is your penance.Sweetness seeps from lipstick smiles, then "pursed-lipped-ish" flutterWe are curving straight-backed aisles; we are the pattern of "other"Yes it seems we're out of place, my lover and Iespecially when the people turned to me and asked(with furrowed brow)"Exactly how is it that you know the bride?"I just sipped my drink, thought of you and lied...Five short years ago seems I threatened your existenceYou questioned all you'd come to know; secrecy sealed your resistance.Now I've come to your wedding in open-ended clothing(My unshaven pits and) I forgive your fear and your self-loathing.I just sipped my drink, thought of you and liedI considered the consequences on your special and the circumstances what was I supposed to say?Because y'see, I boinked the bride...I look at you and you seemed so happy in your different lifeAnd I smiled at your smile as he introduced you as his wifeI came here with the purest of intentions and supportAnd you should know you've inspired my own commitment, of sorts:I envision a world where truth is never inappropriateSo, I solemnly swear, 'til death do I part that... the next time:I will lift my head, clear my throat and say with prideI boinked the bride...And I'll consider the consequences on this day or any dayof keeping the truth in, it will eat you away because all I wanted to say was: I boinked the bride...Now it's done; it's all confirmed: you're all that you can handle.I hope he gives good love and sperm and life without any real scandal.Why didn't you ask me to sing at your wedding? I
