Deadbolt - Billy's Dead Lyrics
His hair is dry, and his skin is paleHe wears shades, and he smells kinda staleNow, don't laugh, thank you very muchHaven't you noticed that he's cold to the touch?Look man, I think your friend Billy might be deadLook, I'm telling you, I think your friend Billy might be deadChicks really dig him, he's got one on each sideDon't you think it's strange he's got a hearse for a ride?I'm talking serious, I'm not half-crockedYou know, it's kinda wierd his fridge is padlockedHey, I think your friend Billy might be deadLook, let's talk serious, I think your friend Billy might be deadI've been following him around... He goes to the mortuary a lot... Applies heavy makeup...I know I'm... obsessed, but... I must know the truth.I think your friend Billy might be deadI think your friend Billy might be deadPretty soon, everyone thought I was going crazyThey said, "You're just jealous of Billy--he's just kinda lazy,"So I did some some research and found something scaryWent to the library and found Billy's obituary (Hm, yeah, here's his picture)I tell you now your friend Billy is officially deadYour friend Billy is deadYour friend Billy is deadEl muerteNo moreGod, like, I can't believe I had sex with him, ew! Gawd!
